AP reports that the cast members of The Brady Bunch are hitting the beaches of Hawaii in a reality show/documentary/acid flashback where they visit the various locations of the notorious tiki episode. Taking part, AP says, are Barry Williams, Florence Henderson, Christopher Knight, Mike Lookinland, Susan Olsen, and even Mr. Tiny Bubbles himself, Don Ho. But: "Producers said Ann B. Davis, who played wisecracking housekeeper Alice, is retired and doesn't like to travel."
The producers and AP neglect to note that Ann B. Davis is 987 years old.
