I finally figured out what station is CBS here in Los Olivos. By the way, I saw an oddly large number of Bush signs on my way here from San Diego.
Anyway, making fun of Dan Rather is almost too easy, and I hate to take away from Jason's fun:
"You know what they say, it takes a lot of votes just to get beat with."
"Miss Simmons, my old high school principal used to say, boy the numbers just aren’'t there."
(after listening, with an irritated expression, to Ed Bradley explain how hard it would be for Kerry to win Ohio):
"Ed Bradley, who does not have a degree in mathematics..."
Ed: "I used to teach mathematics years ago!"
"I did not know that!"
"Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean he can fly..."
