I have watched with some amusement as the tabloids ran out of things to write about besides Kirstie Alley and how much weight she's gained. It seems like every week brings a new rash of cover stories on this terribly important phenomenon.
Today I wandered out of my local establishment of legal pharmaceuticals and saw the latest photo. This time, we can see Kirstie from behind, possibly working in her garden, down on all fours, wearing white sweatpants. From the rear, Kirstie's ass looks like... well, it looks like... it looks like my wife's ass.
Which is, er, you know, not...
Hey, Snell, how do I cancel one of these entries so it doesn't get posted?
