My wife made me watch ABC's Supernanny last night and from this experience I learned the following things:
- I despise reality television. Still.
- I used to believe my children were evil. I now know that evil is more nuanced than I thought. Other people's children are rabid dog evil -- evil due to circumstances beyond their control. My children are James Bond villain evil, which is to say evil in a calculated and entertaining way.
- The Supernanny is a super babe. When Jo Frost does Maxim, I'm buying two copies!
