Diller Puts Pretender Network Pax-TV In Its Place
REDMOND, Wash. --
Barry Diller, president of America's latest and greatest network,
denounced as laughable the idea that SONY-TV is not the nation's
seventh TV network.
"Lately, there has
been some irresponsible talk from some of our competitors, which
has been repeated by the media, that SONY-TV is not America's
seventh network," Diller said. "Let me be perfectly clear about
this: Any such talk is little more than a hoax."
Rival network, PAX-TV
-- which broadcasts musty Touched by an Angel reruns
on a handful of UHF and Mexican-language stations -- has claimed
that it is the seventh network, joining the ranks of NBC, CBS,
ABC, Fox, the WB and UPN. Its programs are watched each night
by an average audience the size of Pawnee City, Nebraska.
In contrast, SONY-TV
-- the true seventh network -- has assembled an army
of affiliates covering all of America's major markets. It will
broadcast seven nights of programming. And all of its shows
will be originals, not warmed-over repeats of Dr. Quinn:
Medicine Woman that people have already seen dozens
of times.
"Bud Paxson, PAX-TV
chairman, is a good friend of mine," Mr. Diller said. "But let's
be perfectly frank -- throwing together a chunk of Diagnosis
Murder reruns and calling yourself a network is a far cry
from carefully crafting seven nights of stirring dramas,
gripping news programs and wacky sitcoms. And that's what we're
doing at SONY-TV."
Mr. Diller's comments
were supported by a recent poll commissioned by SONY-TV. The
200-person survey asked, "What do you think of when you
hear the word Pax?" More than half -- 52% -- thought
Pax was a new lemon-scented dishwashing soap. Another 18% thought
of the Pax Romana, while 13% associated it with a kiss of peace
often given at mass. Some 10% believe Pax was the stage name
of a professional wrestler, while 5% weren't sure exactly what
Pax was. Only 2% of those surveyed associated the word Pax
with "a penny-ante TV network run by a whacked-out religious
nut who fancies himself to be a match for the likes of Barry
Diller."
"The people have
spoken," Mr. Diller said. "And what they're saying is PAX-TV
is a sack of crap."