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Since each Vidiot received a percentage of the AOL buy-out in proportion to the number of pieces they had written for the Web site, Ben Boychuk enjoyed a nice lunch last week at Hardee's. He is rumored to have taken several extra mints upon leaving the establishment.

Greg Knauss used his earnings to move to a house on the beach in Manhattan Beach with several of his friends. They are all currently collaborating on a treatment for a sitcom about a group of friends who live in a house on the beach in Manhattan Beach and write sitcoms.

AOL-Time Warner checks to Peter Ko remain uncashed. If you have any knowledge of the whereabouts of Mr. Ko, please contact AOL-Time Warner Investor Relations directly.

Upon learning of the amount of money he was due in the sale of TeeVee.org, Philip Michaels suddenly passed away. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to the newly-established Philip Michaels Memorial Clown College.

Christopher Rywalt purchased a controlling interest in, and is now the Editor in Chief of, Ebony Humpers magazine.

Lisa Schmeiser has returned from an extensive retreat at an exclusive health spa located in the Sonora Desert. As a vice president of Lifetime Cable, she is now in charge of launching a new cable channel based on Cosmo Girl magazine.

After being turned down for the job as Kathie Lee's replacement on Live, Jason Snell was last seen receding into the Brazilian rain forest with a small army of armed primates.

Gregg Wrenn is the new owner-quarterback of the San Francisco Ferries, a new franchise in the XFL, a new football league started by the World Wrestling Federation.