Best Survivor Ever
You know, that was the best Survivor of the six. I know, the trappings of hot TV have dropped away from Survivor, but it’s still the king of the reality shows, and this year topped them all. Great villains — including our winner, the don’t-hate-me-because-I’m-beautiful Jenna (uh, no, we hated you because you were a selfish whiner); great characters (the scheming Rob, who was as funny as he was brilliant); and hapless players aplenty (who knew the gym teacher would be smarter than the rocket scientist?) made this a fantastic stew of gamesmanship and comedy. I know it’s not fashionable to like Survivor, but what the hell — even after three years, it’s still a kick in the pants.