Trista and Ryan's Consummation
Hey, say what you will about the Trista-Ryan nuptials — the wall-to-wall pink, the tasteful sand art, the budget that could have fed, clothed and educated large swaths of the African continent until the next equinox — I’m just grateful ABC allowed us to watch Trista and Ryan consummate their marriage.
What? You didn’t see that part?
Man, you’ve got to start staying up past Nightline.
