2004 Corrections

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In our report "A Midwinter Night's Dream," published in TeeVee on March 29, 2004, our author referred to an erotic dream involving a view of Courteney Cox's naked ass. After talking it over with his girlfriend after the article was published, he now believes it was actually Jennifer Aniston's boobs. This error has been corrected. TeeVee regrets the error.
[Correction made 04/01/04]

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In our March 31 article "Dick Cheney Will Be the Death of Us All," we wrote that "The 48th Vice President of the United States is a murderous, lecherous, child-stealing monster who may, in fact, be the spawn of Satan himself." Cheney is the 46th Vice President of the United States. The error has been corrected.
[Correction made 04/01/04]

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In our March 15 article "The Truth About Porno," we made reference to "some guy who used to write for this site -- we don't remember his name, but he was a crazy bastard, and he wrote crazy articles." We do in fact remember his name. It's James Collier. The error has been corrected.
[Correction made 04/01/04]

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In the Watch Me published on TeeVee on March 22, 2004, readers were advised to watch Yes, Dear on CBS. Due to an editing error the phrase "if you're a masochist or plagued by self-hate or somehow only able to receive signals from your local CBS affiliate" was omitted.
[Correction made 04/01/04]

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Several years ago TeeVee went into a partnership deal with Plastic.com, through which we were forced to post numerous news articles a day on a Web site full of ungrateful bastards in return for absolutely no money at all. We regret the error.
[Correction made 04/01/04]

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On March 27, TeeVee contributor Philip Michaels drank a chardonnay with his plate of broiled salmon. He should have drunk the fume blanc.
[Correction made 04/01/04]

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