Maybe It's the Fever and Not the TV

By Greg Knauss – October 15, 2004

I’m home sick today, so I’m watching Sesame Street with the kids. Before the rash-inducing “Elmo’s World” segment came on, and there’s a skit with the Count and Julianne Moore playing subdued, unfaithful spouses called “Far from Seven.”

I guess it’s better than “Boogie Eights.”

Thank you! You’re a beautiful audience! I’ll be here all week!