Bionic Woman

Jaime Sommers (Michelle Ryan) is a normal woman, except for her relationship with supergenius scientist Will Anthros (Chris Bowers). But when she gets in a horrible car accident, Will can't let her die, so he saves her life by injecting her with nanotech robots and replacing her lost limbs with high-tech models. Now Jaime's a bionic woman, but not by choice... and she's not the first such experiment either, as the menacing Sarah Corvus (Katee Sackhoff) makes abundantly clear.

The Pitch:	It's like the original "Bionic Woman", only with some vague platitudes about modern femininity or grrrl power or some such nonsense thrown in, if interviews with the cast and crew are to be taken at face value.
When It’s On	Wednesdays at 9 PT/ET, NBC
When It Starts	Wed 9/26
What It’s Up Against	Private Practice (ABC), Criminal Minds (CBS), Bones (Fox), Gossip Girl (CW)
Starring...	Michelle Ryan, Katee Sackhoff
Cliche-o-Meter	Sci-Fi
Fandom Factor	Hot
Do Not Adjust Your Set:	According to "Entertainment Weekly", the nuhnuhnuh sound effect that was the hallmark of both '70s "Bionic" franchises will be MIA. Is there anything else from my childhood you'd care to spit on, NBC? "The Electric Company"? Lou Ferigno's green contacts in "The Incredible Hulk"? My favorite blanket? Go ahead, NBC -- why quit while you're ahead?
Why It Will Be First To Go:	When you belittle the life's work of Lee Majors and Lindsey Wagner, you've made two powerful enemies, friend.
Why It Won't:	Stacked up against a slate of new shows and a Mandy Patinkin-less "Criminal Minds", you figure that "Bionic Woman" will coast through to Sweeps, even before it starts drawing lonely geeks and shut-ins like horny moths to a girl-shaped flame.
Odds of Failure:	10-1
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(A TeeVee/TV Barn top 10 notable show.)

Full Review

Jaime Sommers (Michelle Ryan) is a normal woman, or at least as normal as a beautiful woman who works as a bartender, and acts as parent to her teenage sister, and is dating a supergenius scientist, can possibly be. (At least she's not dating a retired astronaut named Steve Austin.) But it all changes for Jaime when she's fatally injured in a horrible car accident. Just when you think "Bionic Woman" is going to be one of those shows where a ghost or an angel speaks to people, though, she's saved by her supergenius scientist boyfriend (Chris Bowers), who happens to be researching nanotech robots and high-tech military limb relpacements. A few nanobots and amputations later, Jaime is whole once again -- but this time with the power to throw you across the room, jump across rooftops in a single bound, and even see with super telescopic vision.

Of course, this is all fairly familiar territory. Lately we've seen several examples of silly old-school sci-fi premises translated into modern versions that improve on the original, most notably "Battlestar Galactica" and "Doctor Who." (And most notably not "Flash Gordon.") Now it's time for NBC to dust of the old Lindsay Wagner series, dispense with the fembots and the bionic dogs, and turn "Bionic Woman" into an action drama with more in common with "Heroes" than "The Six Million Dollar Man."

As is pretty much the case with any modern sci-fi series, there's a government conspiracy bubbling beneath the surface (though with the Sept. 6 departure of producer Glen Morgan of "X-Files" fame, it might stay beneath the surface). Adding a necessary spark to the proceedings is "Galactica's" Katee Sackhoff as Sarah Corvus, the first Bionic Woman. Suffice it to say that hell hath no fury like a Bionic Woman scorned.

It's always hard to gauge the prospects for long-term success of sci-fi series. "Bionic Woman's" pilot episode is good, but not great. Ryan is an interesting actress (she was great in this summer's BBC America series "Jekyll"), though Sackhoff steals all the scenes she's in as Jaime's nemesis. The fact that Sackhoff has signed a deal to be a regular character on "Bionic Woman" (while finishing the final season of "Galactica") suggests that the show's producers recognize what a charge Sackhoff brings to the show. Whether the show can find the right balance between superhero adventure and leaden government conspiracy talk, however, remains to be seen.--JASON SNELL

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